instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
![Harry Potter chapters [26/198+epilogue]↳ The writing on the wall
“Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to openthe chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin’s view, were unworthy to study magic. Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/38be189ad0feffcccae5ecbcda16a5b6/tumblr_ml9oseS0tR1qfo7r9o1_400.jpg)
Harry Potter chapters [26/198+epilogue]
↳ The writing on the wall“Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to openthe chamber and unleash the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin’s view, were unworthy to study magic. Well naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.”
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of...
gifs that don’t make sense are my favourite thing like
and
i just
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
